Meine Auto ist Kaput.

That was German for 'we are stuck in a town called Westport on the western coast of New Zealand's South Island due to the fact that our Zuzuki Centrale SW has finally given up all hope of going anywhere and broken down. Thankfully we managed to time our breakdown near civilisation, and wehave all the modern amenities (pub, cheap beer etc) to keep us going until we get a replacement.'
Isn't my german gut, ya?